H2O: The Dampening
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| April 8, 2009
(Per our closing procedures, I have to mop the edges of the aisles every night before we close.)
Customer: “You know, it’s very wet.”
Me: “Yes, that is a common characteristic of water.”
Customer: “Well, isn’t there anything you can do about it?”
Me: “Well, ma’am, there are caution signs all around the store to tell you it might be slippery.”
Customer: “But can’t you do something to make the water less wet?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we’ve run out of our dry water, and only have the wet kind left.”
Customer: “Well, you should order more.”
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