H2-Woah, Part 5
(I’m an intern at a non-profit and am canvassing for petition signatures at a local market. People that don’t want to sign typically have really lame excuses instead of just saying, “No, thank you.” This is by far my favorite refusal.)
Me: “Hi there. Do you have a moment to sign a petition to improve water quality?”
Man: “NO. I AM NOT WATER!”
