H2-Slow, Part 29
I’m a passenger on a short-haul budget flight, and when I say budget I mean super budget; I’m surprised they don’t charge us to use the bathroom.
The two flight crew are going down the center aisle selling snacks and drinks, with only water being free.
Customer: “Can I get a diet water?”
Air Steward: *Starts pouring out the water.* “It’s just regular water.”
Customer: “Yeah but diet water is better for you.”
Air Steward: “I don’t know what that is but this is [budget airline] so good old regular water is all we got.”
Customer: “Yeah but diet water is supposed to have like half the calories.”
Air Steward: *Dumps out half the water into another cup.* “Here y’go; half the calories as before!”
Related:
H2-Slow, Part 28
H2-Slow, Part 27
H2-Slow, Part 26
H2-Slow, Part 25
H2-Slow, Part 24
