H2-Slow, Part 25
I work in a pool supply store. One day, while I was doing an analysis of a water sample for one customer, a particularly chemically illiterate gentleman elbowed his way in to ask:
Customer: “Where do you keep the stuff that will remove all the oxygen from water so algae can’t grow in it?”
Me: “We don’t have anything like that.”
Customer: “No?”
Me: “No such chemical exists within our walls.”
Customer: “Can you order something?”
Me: “No, it’s not something that I think exists, at least for regular people like you and me.”
Customer: “That’s stupid!”
Me: “Well, H2O minus the O equals H2.”
Customer: “Well, that’s perfect!”
Me: “No, that’s Hindenburg.”
He decided to see if our competitor down the street would have such a product.
Related:
H2-Slow, Part 24
H2-Slow, Part 23
H2-Slow, Part 22
H2-Slow, Part 21
H2-Slow, Part 20
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
