H2-Oooooooooh My I’m Drunk

| Right | July 11, 2017

Customer: “Is this water?”

Cashier: “No, that’s vodka.”

Customer: “Oh.” *puts back the bottle and picks up another* “Is this water?”

Cashier: “No, that’s also vodka. Water is the next aisle over.”

Customer: “Oh.” *puts down the bottle, walks halfway down the aisle and picks up a bottle of whiskey* “Is this water?”

Cashier: “Miss, that aisle only has alcohol. Water is in the next aisle over.”

(I continue with my shopping and check out. As I’m leaving I hear “£35 for water?!” I turn around to see the woman with a large expensive looking bottle of brandy on the counter.)

Cashier: “This doesn’t even look like water!”

Woman: “It isn’t water?”

Cashier: “No… it’s brandy — alcohol.”

Woman: “So you don’t sell water? What shop doesn’t sell water?!” *leaves in a huff*

Cashier: *after checking her watch* “It’s too early for this…”

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