H2-OMG!, Part 10
I’m working the ticket counter for a large and well-known water park.
Caller: “Do you have any waterslides where you don’t get wet?”
Me: “Not really.”
Caller: “Isn’t that discrimination?”
Me: “Against who?”
Caller: “Against people who don’t want to get wet!”
Me: “Not really. If you don’t want to get wet, then don’t visit a water park.”
Caller: “See!? That’s discrimination! I want to go to your water park, but I don’t want to get wet! You’re not making any accommodations for me!”
Me: “Sorry, but that’s like saying you feel discriminated at a dog park by not having a dog. It makes no sense.”
Caller: “Wait, you allow dogs?”
Me: “No… I… never mind. No, we do not have any waterslides where you don’t get wet. If you feel like this is an issue, please send an email using the contact address on the website. Would you still like a ticket?”
Caller: “Do you offer a discount for guests who don’t want to get wet?”
Me: “…no.”
Caller: “Fine, I’ll get a ticket, but [Water Park] needs to do better!”
Related:
H2-OMG!, Part 9
H2-OMG!, Part 8
H2-OMG!, Part 7
H2-OMG!, Part 6
H2-OMG Shut Up!
