H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 4
I worked in IT for a while, repairing computers for silly people in an office environment. A user comes to me and says:
User: “I need you to take a look at my computer.”
I check it out, and I determined the keyboard was non-functional.
Me: “Looks like you need a new keyboard.”
I unplug it, pick it up, and a noticeable amount of water pours out while I casually put it between my arm and my shirt.
Me: *Looking directly into the eyes of the user.* “You didn’t happen to spill any water on this thing did you?”
There is now a little puddle at my feet.
User: *Completely oblivious and straight-faced.* “Nope, d*** thing’s junk!”
Me: *Sighing, water running down my side.* “I’ve got another one out back…”
At least it was only water…
Related:
H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 3
H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 2
H2-Oh-No No No No No!
