H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 3
Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Punny, Refund, Self-Aware Idiots, USA, Wordplay | Right
| May 8, 2024
Customer: “I want to return these. I bought a bit too much.”
Me: “Those are bags of water.”
Customer: “They started as ice.”
Me: “You want to return melted ice?”
Customer: “You can refreeze it, right?”
Me: “So can you.”
Customer: “I’d rather have the money; I’m not that liquid right now.”
I look at the bags of water, then at him, and then at the water again.
Customer: “Yeah, yeah, I heard it, too. That wasn’t intentional. I’ll leave now.”
Saved by a pun!
Related:
H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 2
H2-Oh-No No No No No!
