H2-No!
(My mother lives alone so her house is normally pretty quiet. One day she hears water running through her pipes and figures the automatic sprinkler system in front has come on at the wrong time. Instead she finds a hose connected to her front spigot, feeding a power washer, which an employee of a maintenance service is using to wash down the neighbor’s house!)
Mom: “What are you doing!? You’re using MY spigot; water that I’M paying for!”
Employee: “Well, it was the closest spigot…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?