H2-0 Calories

, , , , | Right | April 5, 2018

(I’m a smoothie maker for a chain store on the west coast.)

Customer: “Do you have anything that is zero calories?”

Me: “Um, no. We make smoothies. Fruit has calories in it.”

Customer: “What the hell? You guys are in California. You need to make a smoothie with zero calories.”

(My manager comes in, and the customer turns to her:)

Customer: “Do you have anything with zero calories?”

Manager: “Water.”

(The customer left rather quickly.)

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