Gunning For The Bible

(I am sitting in a political science class at a well known religious university, and my class is discussing the “Stand Your Ground” laws.)

Professor: “One entertaining allusion to this is a sign that says ‘This home is protected by Jesus and Smith & Wesson.’”

Class: *courtesy laughter*

Professor: “I suppose you may not understand the joke. See, that first name is a character from the Bible…”