Gunning For The Answer

| AK, USA | Working | October 24, 2013

(I’m a new hire. I am attending the training classes with five other new hires. The supervisor finishes a lecture on safety and emergencies.)

Supervisor: “And in the highly unlikely event of a robbery, don’t try to be a hero. Just do what the guy says, and give him what he wants. Then you call me, and I’ll take it from there. Are there any questions?”

New Hire: “Uh, yeah, what if he has a gun?”

Supervisor: “Then you do as he says.”

New Hire: “What if he SAYS he has a gun, but he’s only pretending?”

Supervisor: “Then you do as he says.”

New Hire: “What if he says he has no gun, but he still demands the money?”

Supervisor: *visibly agitated* “You do as he says.”

New Hire: “Okay, but what if he doesn’t have a gun, but he does have a knife, and he—”

Supervisor: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A LITTLE MONEY! DO AS HE SAYS!”

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