Gun Protection

(Somehow, my dad and I end up discussing the political subject of affordable birth control.)

Me: “…and I mean, really, condoms aren’t just the most effective method, but you can also get them pretty much anywhere.”

Dad: “Yeah, they used to give them out on your campus all the time!”

Me: “Um, yeah… They did keep some in our main lobby.”

Dad: “I know; I grabbed a whole bunch the last time we were there!”

Me: “Um… What?”

Dad: “I bring them with my gear when I go deer hunting; that way I have something to keep my rifle barrel dry if it starts raining!”