Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 3

Customer: “I want a discount.”

Me: “Why?”

Customer: “Because I have a gun.”

Me: “Is… this a robbery?”

Customer: “What?! No! I wanna pay, but I wanna pay less.”

Me: “Sir, please don’t threaten me with a gun to get a discount. You need to leave right now.”

Customer: “What?! No! I wanna pay! Stop making a big deal out of it!”

Me: “Sir, please leave right now or I will call the police.”

Customer: “No! I wanna pay! Besides, I have the right to bear arms!”

Me: “You do not have the right to threaten me with a gun!”

Customer: “I didn’t ‘threaten you with a gun!’ I just wanted to use my gun to get you to give me a discount.”

Me: “That’s threatening me with a gun!“

Customer: “But I don’t even have a gun! If I did, I would have shown you, and—”

Me: “Sir, please stop talking!”

Suddenly, another voice speaks up from near the door.

Police Officer: “No, please, keep talking! I’ve never heard so many ‘anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law‘ words in a row before!”

The customer was arrested and I was given some time to calm down.

Related:
Gun Control Out Of Control, Part 2
Gun Control Out Of Control