He’ll Never Get Her To Do The Dirty
(My boyfriend doesn’t compliment well, though I think he tries. Today he is admiring my wide hips.)
Boyfriend: “If you were dirt, you would be lovely and dark.”
Me: *confused look*
Boyfriend: “Because you’d be uber-fertile. That’s romantic, right?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?