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Cellphone Store | Right | March 12, 2012

Caller: “My phone went off and won’t go back on! And now, it’s threatening to arrest me or something!”

Me: “I’m sorry, it’s threatening…to arrest you?”

Caller: “Yes! It says I’m being charged with battery!”

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