Guilt Trip: FAIL

| | Right | September 4, 2008

Customer: “Hey, you guys sell fish food and supplies, but do you have any fish?”

Me: “No, sorry sir, we don’t sell pets.”

Customer: “Where do they sell pets?”

Me: “A pet store?”

Customer: “Is there one of those near here?”

Me: “Uhm, I really don’t know.”

Customer: “Will you take me to it?”

Me: “… no?”

Customer: “Sam Walton would take me to it!”

Me: “Sam Walton is dead.”

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  • Jessica B

    Sam Walton is a dick. He was caught underpaying his employees and was forced to give them they money he owed. But then he threatened to fire anyone who cashed their check.

    So you’re really playing the, “Well, the cheap ass who founded this hell-hole you work in would do it” card? Yeah, good luck with that.