Guests And Their Rain Of Terror

I work in a theme park near a splash ride. The ride causes a large water splash into a ‘splash zone’ part of a viewing platform, where spectators can expect to get wet.

A family is walking past this part of the park when it starts to rain. They huddle under some shelter near where I am selling food, looking angry.

Guest: “Is this the splash zone?”

Me: “No, this is just where I sell hot dogs.”

Guest: “Then why are we getting wet?!”

Me: “Because it’s raining.”

Guest: “Well, can’t you radio someone and tell them to shut it off?!”