Guacamole Matrimony

, , , , , | Related | June 5, 2012

(We’re at a family friend’s house for Memorial Day. My dad is talking about the homemade guacamole my mother made and brought.)

Dad: “This is the second-best batch she’s ever made! Of course, it’s also only the second time she’s made it.”

Me: “So, you’re saying she’s getting worse?”

(My dad stares at me silently for a few moments.)

Dad: “Nope. I’m not saying nothin’.”

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