Grow Up Fat And Happy

(My brother, his son, and I are waiting for my step-dad to get home so we can eat dinner. My four-year-old nephew is being especially pesky.)

Nephew: “Daddy, I want a snaaaaaaack!”

Brother: “You gotta wait for dinner, bud. Too many snacks will make you fat.”

(After a few minutes.)

Nephew: “I want chiiiiiiiiiiips!”

Brother: “You have to wait for supper.”

Nephew: “I wanna be faaaaaaaat!”