Groppenfasnacht Is Going Hard This Year
My boyfriend is recovering after emergency surgery. As he had a spinal block, he needs more time to recover from the anesthetic. He has just regained full function a couple of hours after the operation is finished when a (male) nurse comes into the room. It’s about 11:00 at this time. Normally, someone would only need thirty minutes or so if they used a general anesthetic, which my boyfriend opted out of.
Nurse: “You guys need to leave.”
I’m here as support and to take down all instructions as my boyfriend is understandably a bit out of it.
Me: “Why?”
Nurse: “We are about to get very busy. You need to leave so we have this bed free.”
We are in the A and E department (emergency room). There are a few private rooms at the end of the corridor with the waiting room at the other end as it’s a small hospital. I literally stick my head out the door, look right, and look left. There is not a sound or another soul except us three.
I turn to look at the nurse, who stares at me and says:
Nurse: “What are you waiting for?”
It was the most unprofessional discharge I have experienced. What kind of emergency was going to occur on a Thursday morning that would require the entire A and E?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?