Groceries Consumed Before Checkout Are Not Free!

, , , | Right | November 29, 2018

(I’m working at the register. This customer is next in line. Among his groceries is an empty jar of yoghurt. I look at the customer.)

Customer: “I ate it in the store.”

Me: “That’s not the way you should do it, sir. You have to pay for it first.”

Customer: “Oh, you can me charge for it, of course.”

(I have a look of bewilderment on my face.)

Me: “Ohhhh, I intended to do that, sir.”

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