Green Ink

I remember when I was a teen, working at a late-night pizza slice place to help pay for college. A group of girls came in for some slices and tried something with the worst possible choice of worker:

The girls order their pizzas, and then one of them turns around and shows off a tattoo of a pizza slice on her lower back.

Customer: “Because I literally have this inked permanently on my body, I can get my pizza for free, right?”

My coworker nonchalantly turns around and shows off her own lower back tattoo, this time showing a wad of cash.

Coworker: “Because I literally have this inked permanently on my body, I can get payment for the pizza, right?”

The girl was frozen; her face was blue-screening while her friends just laughed their a**es off and made fun of her. Definitely one of my more memorable memories of the late nineties!