Green Eyes Don’t Get You The Green
Debt Collection | Right
| March 25, 2014
(I am keying in banking and income information for a customer who really wants to borrow 200 dollars.)
Me: “Congratulations! You’ve been approved for $150 today!”
Customer: “Oh, man! Thanks! Did you know you have the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen, young lady?”
Me: “Thank you so much, but our loans are computer generated amounts based on your income and banking information. I can’t approve for more than the $150.”
Customer: “Oh. Well, they aren’t that pretty after all.”
Me: *just staring at him* “Umm?”
Customer: “That came out wrong.”
