Greedo Versus Cupid

| Romantic | September 4, 2013

(I am a counselor at a kids’ summer camp. As I am standing talking to my friend, a guy I have never spoken to before walks up to me.)

Guy: “Hi. Who shot first?”

Me: *without hesitating* “Han shot first. Han always has and always will shoot first.”

Guy: “Right answer.”

(We’ve been dating now for over eight months.)

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