Great Minds Pee Alike, Part 2

| Port Hope, ON, Canada | Romantic | August 27, 2012

(My girlfriend and I have been together for about a year. We are both laying on my bed, just chilling and talking. My girlfriend then says she needs to go pee.)

Girlfriend: “Aw, I need to go pee, but I’m too lazy to get up.”

Me: “I feel like that sometimes. But I eventually do get up. I mean, what am I going to do? Pee the bed?”

Girlfriend: “That definitely wouldn’t be a good thing to do!”

(There is a 3-second pause.)

Me: “Have you ever tried to just pee your pants? Like just go. I sometimes just try it just to see if I can, but just can’t do it!”

Girlfriend: “Oh, my God, I totally know what you mean! Sometimes I just sit there and think, ‘What if I just peed my pants right here?’, and concentrate on going, but I can’t bring myself to actually do it!”

Me: “Oh, I know, it’s so annoying.”

(Pause.)

Me: “Listen to us. This is what we talk about?”

 

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