Gravity, The Universal Mood Killer
Liquor Store | Brisbane, Australia | Right | January 31, 2012
(A middle-aged man approaches my register with a carton of beer, which he struggles to lift onto the counter.)
Customer: “I must be getting old. I can’t even get it up anymore!”
(There’s a long awkward silence as he realizes what he said.)
Customer: “Oh…I’m so sorry!”
