Granny Git Your Groove On
Old Woman: “Excuse me, sir, I need some batteries.”
Me: “Of course. What kind do you need?”
Old Woman: “I… I’m not sure.”
Me: “Not a problem. What do you need the batteries for? I might be able to match them up to the product.”
Old Woman: “…I need them for my ghetto blaster.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?