Grandma Has Miscontraceptions

| Related | June 14, 2013

(I’m about to leave the country to live one year abroad with my boyfriend. We are telling the news to my grandmother.)

Grandmother: “So, you are going to live with your boyfriend?”

Me: “Yes.”

(My grandmother turns to my father.)

Grandmother: “You just wait; she is going to come back married.”

Me: “No, grandma! I still have to graduate university! It’s too soon for that.”

Grandmother: *still talking to my father* “That’s if she doesn’t return with a baby in her arms!”

Father: “Mother!”

Grandmother: “Oh, yes, you are right. Today, they have ways to avoid it. It was just back in my day we had to worry about that…”

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