Grande Delusions
It’s the morning rush at a very popular chain coffee place. The line is long, but there are multiple baristas, so they’re getting through us fast.
A customer walks into the place, straight past twenty people in the queue, and starts barking her order at the barista.
Customer: “I’ll get a venti—”
Barista: “—Ma’am, there’s a line.” *Points to all of us.*
Customer: “I’m just grabbing one coffee.”
Next Person In Line: “What the f*** do you think the rest of us are here for?!”
She turned red and got to the back of the line.
