Grammar Saves You From The Worst Meal Of Your Life
(Earlier, my girlfriend was complaining about being hungry. This is just before dinner and she has to go to the toilet.)
Girlfriend: “I’ve got to go to the toilet and feed my face!”
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Today's Popular Stories
Dogs>People 7,900 ViewsVotes
My three-year-old daughter recently got a betta fish as a first pet, and one afternoon we go to the ...
Refunds Are Flights Of Fancy 6,700 ViewsVotesA friend from high school has contacted me wanting me to book a huge holiday for her to a ...
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn 6,600 ViewsVotesMost of our customers are decent people, but we have a few who will always find something to complain ...
