Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do
A customer comes over with no discernible accent to indicate he is not from here, rural Michigan.
Customer: “I can’t find the gray ham crackers.”
Me: “Uh… what kind of crackers?”
Customer: “Gray ham.”
Me: “You mean graham crackers?”
Customer: “No, Gray Ham.”
I walk over and pick up a box of graham crackers.
Me: “These?”
Customer: “Yes!”
He grabs the box and is about to leave, when he stops to ask:
Customer: “Why do they call them gray hams when they’re yellow and got no ham?”
