Graduating To Real Men
(I’m walking through a park to the corner store when I see some high school kids sitting on the grass. I’m just about to graduate college.)
Boy: “Hey, cutie, can I have your number?”
Me: “Sorry, I think I’m a little too old for you.”
Boy: “Nah, I’m a sophmore!”
Me: “I’m graduating college.”
(The poor boy went white then bright red!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
