Graded C++ For Effort

(I’m sitting in my sculpture class, when a few girls, who are not the sharpest knives in the drawer but have a sense of humor, start boasting about their intelligence. My friend and I notice that they’re compulsively lying, so we begin to play along.)

Me: “Well, seeing as you’re good at everything, I bet you’re awesome at programming.”

Girl #1: “Yeah, totally!”

Me: “Seeing as I’m trying to learn some programming myself, I’m curious as to what you’re favorite programming language is.”

Girl #2: “Duh! It’s code.”