Smaller Than Your Pinky

(My boyfriend and I have been talking about getting engaged for a while. His taste of engagement rings is a little different.)

Boyfriend: “I already told you what sort of diamond I’m getting. A pink one!”

Me: “I thought you were joking… pink? How pink are we talking here. I don’t even like that colour, at all.”

Boyfriend: “Don’t worry, the diamond will be so small you won’t even be able to tell it’s pink!”

Me: “…”