Gotta Say It Adderall Over Again

| Friendly | December 5, 2016

(My boyfriend and I are hanging out with a couple of friends. We’re all bantering back and forth when slowly the conversations split off and I realize that I am the only person listening to Boyfriend’s story. As I’ve already heard this one he stops telling it. A couple of minutes later Friend, who has been unusually quiet up until now looks up:)

Friend: “Sorry, were you talking to me? I swear they invented Adderall just for me.”

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