Gotta Hand It To Her

(We’re watching a detective show. A well-worn trope is manifested.)

TV: “The victim was left-handed, but the gun was found in her right hand. This is no suicide!”

(I remember something we’ve seen in a couple of other detective shows.)

Me: “If I ever decide to shoot myself and frame someone else—”

Wife: “I’ll remind you to use your other hand.”

(Now that’s compatibility!)