Gotta Hand It To Her
(I am a 13-year-old girl and my sister is 15. We’re doing some paperwork in an office with our mom. I look more like our dad: dark skinned, beady eyes with glasses, and I wear my hair in a bun. My sister looks more like mom: light skin, big eyes, and she wears her hair loose. People often comment how we don’t look alike at all. My sister is finishing with the receptionist.)
Receptionist: “All set, dear! Now you can go! I must ask, though… You should be a model! You’re really stunning!”
Sister: “Thanks!”
Receptionist: *to me* “Okay, now your turn, dear.”
(We finish up with my paperwork and she says:)
Receptionist: “I must say, dear…”
Me: *hopefully* “Yesss?”
Receptionist: “…your hands are beautiful! You should be a hand model!”
(She probably meant well but I was still crushed.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?