Gotta Hand It To The Honest Son
(I work in a self-serve froyo store where customers can put toppings on their yogurt themselves. Despite the fact that every topping has a spoon in it, many people reach in and grab toppings with their hands. This was the case with a woman and her son. It was the mother that reached in with her hand while she was right in front of me.)
Me: “Ma’am, please use the spoon for the toppings.”
Customer: “I am using the spoon!”
Me: “Ma’am, I just saw you use your hands.”
Customer: “No, I didn’t!”
Customer’s Son: *nodding apologetically* “Yeah, she used her hands.”
Customer: *glares at her son*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?