Gotta Dream Them All
(My brother and I were watching Pokémon the day before. Now it’s morning.)
Brother: *randomly, to my mother* “I thought I would have a dream about Pokémon last night, but I didn’t.”
Mom: “Oh?”
Brother: “Yeah.” *and then he walks away*
(I’m trying not to start laughing my head off in the next room.)
Mom: “What?”
Me: “I must have stolen his dream.”
Mom: “What do you mean?”
Me: “I had a dream about Pokémon last night. I don’t remember anything else about it, but there were definitely Pokémon!”
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