Gotta Catch Them All Ages, Part 2
(A customer in her sixties comes in to buy a ticket. She’s wearing a sweatshirt that has the Pokémon Magikarp saying, ‘I swear to God, when I evolve, I’m going to kill you all.’)
Me: “Do you like Pokémon?”
Customer: *offended* “Pokémon?! No! Why?”
Me: “Well, that’s a Pokémon on your sweatshirt. It’s an awful one, but it evolves into one that’s totally awesome!”
Customer: “This is a Pokémon? I thought this was a statement about atheism!”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?