Got Yourself Into A Tight Spot

| Romantic | December 13, 2016

(I’ve just woken up and my husband is trying to be flirty. I’ve recently gained weight. He slips his fingers into the top of my pants.)

Husband: “Oh, no, how tight your pants are… How am I EVER going to get into them?”

Me: *looks, eyebrows raised*

Husband: “Uh… probably not by telling you how tight they are, huh?”

Me: *glare* “Nope.”

(For the record, at this point we both burst out laughing and didn’t stop for several minutes. What a dork my husband is!)

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