Got Yourself Into A Bit Of A Pickle

I am a manager at a fast food place. I take a phone call from a man.

Caller: “I would like to complain about the size of my pickle!”

Assuming it’s a prank, I reply:

Me: “Don’t tell me about your personal problems.”

And I hung up. He sent a written complaint about me, but when my boss tried to tell me off, he couldn’t keep a straight face, so I got off.