Got To Give You Debit For Trying

Customer: “Can I replace my debit card?”

Me: “Did you lose yours?”

Customer: “No, I left it home.”

Me: “Well, why don’t you go home and get it?”

Customer: “I want to get some pizza at [Pizza Place] next door and I don’t want to go home.”

(I pull up the customer’s information on the computer and notice he lives four blocks away but decides not to comment further.)

Me: “You could just do a cash withdrawal and pay for the pizza with cash.”

Customer: “I don’t want to look up my account number.”

Me: “I can do that for you right now.”

Customer: “No, just replace the debit card.”

(How lazy can some people be?)