Got This Money-Saving Thing Wrapped

(Our store does complimentary gift wrapping. We are required to ask if the gift is for a man or woman. A man comes up to the register and purchases a gift. He mentioned while looking around earlier that he is a little low on cash.)

Me: “Your total comes to [Price]. Do you need this gift wrapped?”

Customer: “Is it free?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Then yes.”

Me: “Is it for a man or woman?”

Customer: “Why, would it be $0.70 cheaper if it was for a woman?”

(I almost dropped his purchase I was laughing so hard. I gave him a 10% discount for making my day!)