Got The Wrong (Hair) Extension

, , , | Right | December 9, 2013

(My salon has had the weeks before Christmas booked out since way back in March. In mid-November, I take a phone call.)

Caller: “I need a booking to get extensions, a full head of foils, and a cut, for Saturday, the 21st of December.”

Me: “I’m sorry. We don’t have anything for the entire month of December.”

Caller: “Great. So how’s ten in the morning?”

Me: “I’m really sorry. We just don’t have any appointments in December. The next appointment for what you need is on January 30th.”

Caller: “Listen, you stupid little cow. I SAID, the 21st of December, at ten. Grab your little appointment book and book me in with [My Name]. I swear, she’s the only competent one of the lot of you!”

Me: “You do realise I’m [My Name], right?”

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