Got The Scam Smarts

(I have been subject to a slew of scam calls today. This is the shortest one.)

Scammer: *thick Indian accent* “This is [Extremely Caucasian Name] calling from the United States Treasury Department. How are you today?”

Me: “I know this is a scam.”

Scammer: *sounding delighted* “Oh! You’re a smart one! You know this is a scam. Goodbye.”