Got The Incorrect Handle On The Situation

(I am very young. I am in the checkout line with my father, who is buying groceries, when someone approaches the cashier.)

Friend: “Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your car, man. Here are your car keys.”

(Hands the cashier a set of car keys.)

Friend: *deadpan* “…and here’s your door handle.”

(Hands the cashier what is clearly a broken handle from a car door.)