Got The Birthday Boy Blues
(It’s the night before my 30th birthday, and I’m discussing my plans for the big day with friends. I am female and single.)
Friend #1: “You know; you could do what [Other Friend] did for his birthday.”
Friend #2: “What did he do?”
Me: “Came out of the closet and admitted that his roommate was his boyfriend.”
Friend #3: “Yup, I saw it coming.”
Friend #2: “I don’t think that’s really…”
(I turn very seriously to [Friend #1].)
Me: “Fine. It’s time you know. I LIKE BOYS. I’m never going to like girls. I LOVE BOYS.”
Friend #1: “I KNEW IT!”
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