Got The Balls To Try The Balls

(I buy a pack of Sriracha gumballs and bring them to my D&D group. Friend #1 is the first to try them.)

Friend #1: “They’re a little gross but they’re not that AUGH OH MAN UGH GOD OH JESUS!”

(We all laugh at him and continue playing for a while.)

Friend #2: “Hey, there’s three more gumballs missing. Who ate them?”

Friend #1: “Oh, that was me.”